The entire world is talking concerning the bad goal of an Iraqi journalist, who desired to show his undulating adore and deep respect to 1 from the greatest caricatures of recent times, George W Bush. The Iraqi journalist who goes through the name of Muntazer al Haidi was apparently peeved at Mr. Bush for not giving free Reebok or Nike Dunk SB to bad Afghan and Iraqi children who’ve been rendered homeless and orphans, thanks to the poor aim of the American president and his soldier boys. The American bombing of Iraqi and Afghan towns have resulted in massive civilian casualties, which the American army categorizes as collateral damage.
It’s acceptable that in a war like situation, innocent civilian casualties are very expected and accepted. But in this case, the American bombers appear to miss everything except schools, hospitals and old age homes. In truth if rumors are to be believed, Osama Bin Laden is known to run to the open every time he hears the sound of an American airplane within the distance, waving his hands wildly at the American jets, yelling, “Shoot me if you can, shoot me if you can”. The American jets apparently skip him each time and hit a haystack or perhaps a camel or a dog rather. Osama certainly likes this so much that his favorite past time now, is taunting the American pilots.
Coming back towards the ‘shoe gate’ incident as it is called; the Iraqi journalist threw both his Nike Shox shoes at Bush when he was addressing his farewell press conference in Kabul, Afghanistan. Halfway via his farewell speech, the journalist got up and threw his two footwear, one by 1 at the US president. Each the Nike Dunk shoes missed the target as Mr. Bush smartly ducked both the throws. The journalist was arrested and is spending time in an Afghan prison, where he is quite a hero towards the other inmates. This incident has stirred the Arab world as soon as once again and now the aimless Iraqi may be the symbol of Arab hope.
Rumors have it that deep within the Afghan mountains, the Al-Qaeda soldiers are becoming personally taught by Bin Laden, a very essential war technique called shoe throwing. The training involves throwing dirty and smelly worn out footwear at life size targets of George Bush. The winner is determined by who gets the maximum number of right hits on Bush’s face and also the very first prize is a brand new Reebok shoe and a brand-new Afghan virgin girl. Meanwhile the incredible missing from the bush incident is nevertheless talked about in Arab circles that this is 1 skip that they would like to neglect.
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